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This lumbering d-man plays solid defensively when he decides to show up for games.

This wily vet slashes as hard as he shoots. Gird your loins everyone!

This lumbering d-man plays solid defensively when he decides to show up for games.

This wily vet slashes as hard as he shoots. Gird your loins everyone!

When not stopping the rush of an opposing team, he's stopping the hearts of ladies at the bar.

After a hard fought game, this master of mischief will lift everyone's spirits with the full bar he brings along. Although, your spirits may be dampened a day or two later after you find the gay pride sticker he plastered on you car.

This calming influence on the blue line technically brings down the overall testosterone levels. However, she's tougher and hits harder than most of the "men" on the team.

This calming influence on the blue line technically brings down the overall testosterone levels. However, she's tougher and hits harder than most of the "men" on the team.

This foreign import uses his silky, smooth skills to pile up points.  After beating you on the ice, he will drink you under the table off the ice.  Don’t feel bad, because Czechs start drinking when they are infants.

This speedy forward will put the biscuit in the basket as long as he can handle the pass.

This speedy forward will put the biscuit in the basket as long as he can handle the pass.

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This prankster is shut down specialist on the ice. But don't sleep on his abilityto hit the post.

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This prankster is shut down specialist on the ice. But don't sleep on his abilityto hit the post.

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This elder statesman provides hard work (and money).  While he doesn’t rack up as many points as some of his teammates, he will roof a backhander better than anyone if given the chance.  He can also boast being one of the smartest players on the team.  Although, the bar isn’t set all that high.

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This elder statesman provides hard work (and money).  While he doesn’t rack up as many points as some of his teammates, he will roof a backhander better than anyone if given the chance.  He can also boast being one of the smartest players on the team.  Although, the bar isn’t set all that high.

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It's tough to tell which will make your head hurt worse, this bruising defensman's hits or his speaker blaring in your ear.

It's tough to tell which will make your head hurt worse, this bruising defensman's hits or his speaker blaring in your ear.

This skilled forward makes so many moves that he usually winds up behind the net, but then he is able to get himself righted and put up a point.

The only thing louder than this speedster's music speaker are his shots high and wide off the glass.

The only thing louder than this speedster's music speaker are his shots high and wide off the glass.

This grizzled veteran boasts one of the hardest shots on the team, but his most valuable asset is the bar.

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This brick wall uses his size to his advantage. Which is good, because he's always sober when he plays 😉

This soul less ginger is a calming influence on the blue line.  Always conserving energy for when it matters most, like yelling at the goalie to play the puck.

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This brick wall uses his size to his advantage. Which is good, because he's always sober when he plays 😉

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When he's not getting concussed by his own teammates, this sturdy defenseman does a solid job of shutting down the opposition and setting up the counter attack.

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When he's not getting concussed by his own teammates, this sturdy defenseman does a solid job of shutting down the opposition and setting up the counter attack.

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This less than fleet footed blue liner tends to use his skills in a more defensive roll shutting down opponents and making outlet passes that sometimes connect and send his teammates on the counter attack.

This less than fleet footed blue liner tends to use his skills in a more defensive roll shutting down opponents and making outlet passes that sometimes connect and send his teammates on the counter attack.

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When not downing some Italian food, he is busy using his positioning and quick release to snipe some goals.

When not downing some Italian food, he is busy using his positioning and quick release to snipe some goals.

This goon has been forced to change his style since it is a no fight league.  He now uses his fists to take head high slappers instead of throw punches.

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